Sam Levenson

"Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children."

Charles Kettering

"If you want to kill any idea in the world, get a committee working on it."

Jack Lemmon

"If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball."

Fran Lebowitz

"You're only as good as your last haircut."

Norman Douglas

"Never take a solemn oath. People think you mean it."

Garry Shandling

"I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it."

Gerald R. Ford

"I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators."