P. J. O'Rourke

"Never wear anything that panics the cat."

Warren Buffett

"I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me."

Mark Russell

"The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage."

W. H. Auden

"We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know."

A. J. Liebling

"Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one."